Hooray for misadventure! I’m proud of you dude, keep breaking yourself maybe one day you’ll do something as serious as i did
fuck dude, hope not!
your foots a total pussy dude
YOUR FACE IS A PUSSY
I know it is
why dont you sit like a man?
wait, guys sit? my whole life is a lie
This is the second time I broke this foot too.
I broke it in year 4 on a jumping castle.
Fuck man, taking a piss without two full functioning legs is hard work.
have you ever had the biggest fucking crush on someone and whenever they do anything or just exist you feel like you’re going to die because they’re so lovely and wow
So as I’m walking down the stairs for my English exam, I trip, fall down three stairs and fuck up my ankle. This is brilliant.
Mums on her way to pick me up and take me for an x-ray.